Sunday, May 22, 2011

Life of Software Professional...The Wild side !!!!!

A typical Team Leader !

Manager hunting for a new Resource 

Team Work ! Together we fall , together we rise

Tester after missing a defect !

A developer relaxing after a frustrating day at office 

Performance Review meeting with manager 

Need not say ………….A typical onsite Client! 

Team outing !

Developer after a bug is found in code! 

Overtime at Office !

Applying for Leave

Managers reaction on Leave application

Thursday, May 12, 2011

New HR Policy.........

Dress Code:

1) You are  advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.

2) If we see you wearing Prada  shoes and carrying a  Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing  well  financially and therefore do not need a  raise.

3) If you dress poorly, you need to  learn to manage your  money better, so that you may buy nicer  clothes, and therefore you do not need a  raise.

4) If you dress just right, you are  right where you need  to be and therefore you do not need a  raise.

Sick Days:

 We will no  longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you  are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come  to work.

Personal Days: 

 Each employee  will receive 104 personal days a year.They are  called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bathroom  Breaks:

 Entirely too much time is being spent  in the toilet.  There is now a strict three-minute time  limit in the stalls. At the end of three  minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet  paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and  a picture will be taken. After your second offense,  your picture will be posted on the company bulletin  board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone  caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the  company's mental health policy.

Lunch  Break:

* Skinny people get  30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so  that they can look healthy.

* Normal size  people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to  maintain their average figure.

* Chubby  people get 5 minutes for lunch, because  that's all the  time needed to drink a  Slim-Fast.

Thank  you for your loyalty to our company. We are  here to  provide a positive employment experience.  Therefore,all questions, comments, concerns,  complaints,  frustrations, irritations, aggravations,  insinuations, allegations, accusations,  contemplations, consternation and input should be  directed elsewhere.

Results are most of HR comes out with Prob and deduct salary from users for them to survive and get the credit.

-----The  Management

Friday, May 6, 2011

Autographs of Indian Legends


A P J AbdulKalam 

Abul Kalam Azad Maulana 

Amartya Sen, Dr. 

Ambedkar B. R., Dr. 

Amithab Bachchan 

Asha Bhosle 

Baba Amte 

Bala Gangadhar Tilak 

Bipin Chandra Pal 

Bismillah Khan Ustad 

C.K. Nayudu 

Chandu Borde 


Chittaranjan Das 

Dev Anand 

Gopal Krishna Gokhle 

Har Gobind Khorana 

Hariprasad Chaurasia Pandit 

Indira Gandhi 

J.R.D. Tata 

Jagjivan Ram 

Jawaharlal Nehru 

Jayprakash Narayan 

Kapil Dev 

Khan Abdul Gafar Khan 

Koneru Humpy 

Lal Bahadur Shastri 

Lala Amarnath 

Lata Mangeshkar 

M.F. Husain 

Mahatma Gandhi 

Mangalampalli Balamuralikrishna 

Manmohan Singh, Dr. 

Maulana Abul Kalam Azad 

Morarji Desai 

Mother Teresa 

P. Susheela 

Sarvepalli Radhakrishna 

Rahul Bajaj 

Raj Kapoor 

Rajendra Prasad, Dr. 

Rajiv Gandhi 

Raman C.V. 

Ratan Tata 

Ravi Shankar Pandit 

Ravindranath Tagore 

S.P. Balasubrahmanyam 

Sachin Tendulkar 

Sarath chandra bose 

Sardar vallabhai patel 

Sarojini naidu 

Satyajit Ray 

Subbulakshmi M.S. 

Subhash Chandra Bose 

Sunil Gavaskar 

Sunita Williams 

Tanguturi Prakasam panthulu 

Vajpayee Atal Bihari 

Vikram Sarabhai, Dr. (Gujarat)

Vinoba Bhave 

Viswanathan Anand 


Zakir Husain, Dr.