Sunday, May 22, 2011

Life of Software Professional...The Wild side !!!!!


A typical Team Leader !

Manager hunting for a new Resource 

Team Work ! Together we fall , together we rise

Tester after missing a defect !

A developer relaxing after a frustrating day at office 

Performance Review meeting with manager 

Need not say ………….A typical onsite Client! 

Team outing !

Developer after a bug is found in code! 

Overtime at Office !

Applying for Leave

Managers reaction on Leave application



Thursday, May 12, 2011

New HR Policy.........


Dress Code:


1) You are  advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.

2) If we see you wearing Prada  shoes and carrying a  Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing  well  financially and therefore do not need a  raise.

3) If you dress poorly, you need to  learn to manage your  money better, so that you may buy nicer  clothes, and therefore you do not need a  raise.

4) If you dress just right, you are  right where you need  to be and therefore you do not need a  raise.


Sick Days:

 We will no  longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you  are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come  to work.



Personal Days: 

 Each employee  will receive 104 personal days a year.They are  called Saturdays & Sundays.


Bathroom  Breaks:

 Entirely too much time is being spent  in the toilet.  There is now a strict three-minute time  limit in the stalls. At the end of three  minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet  paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and  a picture will be taken. After your second offense,  your picture will be posted on the company bulletin  board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone  caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the  company's mental health policy.


Lunch  Break:

* Skinny people get  30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so  that they can look healthy.

* Normal size  people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to  maintain their average figure.

* Chubby  people get 5 minutes for lunch, because  that's all the  time needed to drink a  Slim-Fast.


Thank  you for your loyalty to our company. We are  here to  provide a positive employment experience.  Therefore,all questions, comments, concerns,  complaints,  frustrations, irritations, aggravations,  insinuations, allegations, accusations,  contemplations, consternation and input should be  directed elsewhere.

Results are most of HR comes out with Prob and deduct salary from users for them to survive and get the credit.

-----The  Management



Friday, May 6, 2011

Autographs of Indian Legends


 

A P J AbdulKalam 


 
Abul Kalam Azad Maulana 


 
Amartya Sen, Dr. 


 
Ambedkar B. R., Dr. 


 
Amithab Bachchan 


 
Asha Bhosle 


 
Baba Amte 


 
Bala Gangadhar Tilak 


 
Bipin Chandra Pal 


 
Bismillah Khan Ustad 


 
C.K. Nayudu 


 
Chandu Borde 


 
Chiranjeevi 


 
Chittaranjan Das 


 
Dev Anand 


 
Gopal Krishna Gokhle 


 
Har Gobind Khorana 


 
Hariprasad Chaurasia Pandit 


 
Indira Gandhi 


 
J.R.D. Tata 


 
Jagjivan Ram 


 
Jawaharlal Nehru 


 
Jayprakash Narayan 


 
Kapil Dev 


 
Khan Abdul Gafar Khan 


 
Koneru Humpy 


 
Lal Bahadur Shastri 


 
Lala Amarnath 


 
Lata Mangeshkar 


 
M.F. Husain 


 
Mahatma Gandhi 


 
Mangalampalli Balamuralikrishna 


 
Manmohan Singh, Dr. 


 
Maulana Abul Kalam Azad 


 
 
Morarji Desai 


 
Mother Teresa 


 
 
P. Susheela 


 
Sarvepalli Radhakrishna 


 
Rahul Bajaj 


 
Raj Kapoor 


 
Rajendra Prasad, Dr. 


 
Rajiv Gandhi 


 
Raman C.V. 


 
Ratan Tata 


 
Ravi Shankar Pandit 


 
Ravindranath Tagore 


 
S.P. Balasubrahmanyam 


 
Sachin Tendulkar 


 
Sarath chandra bose 


 
Sardar vallabhai patel 


 
Sarojini naidu 


 
Satyajit Ray 


 
Subbulakshmi M.S. 


 
Subhash Chandra Bose 


 
Sunil Gavaskar 


 
Sunita Williams 


 
Tanguturi Prakasam panthulu 


 
Vajpayee Atal Bihari 


 
Vikram Sarabhai, Dr. (Gujarat)

 
 
Vinoba Bhave 


 
Viswanathan Anand 


 
Vivekananda 


Zakir Husain, Dr.